Monthly Archives: April 2016

God issued a statement on Tuesday saying that it is the latest entity to join the establishment to ensure that presidential hopeful and Vermont Senator, Bernie...

BETHESDA, MD - A local man has admitted that he has quickly develop a deep, inexplicable hatred for the organization whose bumper sticker is...

SECRET LAIR, N/A – Ever since Donald Trump won the republican nomination this past July, endorsements have been rolling in from a variety of...