WASHINGTON, DC – In their continued effort to curb voter turnout amongst Democratic-leaning constituencies, Senate Republicans are reviving a notorious piece of United States legislation... Read More
Month: October 2020
GASTONIA, NORTH CAROLINA – With the 2020 Presidential Election only four days away, President Donald Trump has kicked his in-person campaign rallies, events he relied... Read More
DNC taps Tony Stark for Ironman suit to protect Joe Biden: ‘We’re not taking any chances’
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NEW YORK, NEW YORK – With Election Day a little over a week away, the Democratic National Committee is taking no chances with their candidate’s... Read More
NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE – When asked to share his view on the state of the country’s current race relations during the final presidential debate on Thursday,... Read More
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Mark Daniels maintains he did the right thing on Tuesday, when he refused to heed an elderly man’s pleas for someone... Read More
Commission on Presidential Debates introduces Ring Pops, Chicken Nuggets to keep Trump in check
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WASHINGTON, DC — After weeks of brainstorming and deliberation, the Commission on Presidential Debates has figured out how to prevent President Donald Trump from childishly... Read More
MADISON, WISCONSIN – As the uncertainty around the November 3rd election grows, a man who posed, what he thought, was a rhetorical question in 2016... Read More
Originally posted October 2016 WASHINGTON, DC – For years the inaccuracy of comments by presidential candidates during both the primary and presidential debates has been... Read More
COVID-19 vaccine green-lighted for final phase after only 10% of trial participants turn into toads
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BETHESDA, MARYLAND – The United States’ push for a COVID-19 vaccine, nicknamed Operation Warp Speed, has surpassed a major barrier. Pharmaceutical company Eli Lilly’s drug... Read More
REDWOOD CITY, CA — For-profit crowdfunding platform, GoFundMe, has suspended the #SaveMelania campaign. The decision comes on the heels of a recording that surfaced last... Read More
