DENVER, COLORADO – A local dog is desperate to finally learn the purpose of his owner’s years-long feces collection project. “The commitment of my beloved... Read More
Month: November 2020
NEW YORK, NY — The odor in James and Tina Baker’s two-bedroom apartment in Manhattan’s Upper East Side is one of human fecal matter, hot garbage,... Read More
Tony Stark, of Stark Industries, said his team was crushed last week when they learned that the Democratic National Committee scratched plans to outfit President-Elect... Read More
“Cancel culture will ruin our society!” says man who calls everything he disagrees with Fake News
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BALTIMORE, MARYLAND – A local man is incredibly concerned over the trend of “cancelling”, a censorship strategy used by far-left American progressives to silence diverging... Read More
BALTIMORE, MARYLAND – A local woman is incredibly concerned over the trend of “Fake News”, a censorship strategy used by far-right American conservatives to silence... Read More
WASHINGTON, DC — In an effort to prove that fraud took place during last week’s presidential election, Senators Lindsey Graham (R-SC) and Mitch McConnell (R-KY),... Read More
WASHINGTON, DC – Despite a clear victory for now President-Elect Joe Biden in the 2020 Presidential Election, President Trump and his army of supporters are... Read More
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA – Seven local men, all Black and all armed, were shot dead after following and harassing President Trump’s campaign bus in the final... Read More
President Donald Trump’s son, Eric, has confirmed a media report that he has already cast his vote for his father’s Democratic rival, Joe Biden. Neither... Read More
