DALLAS, TEXAS – After years of insistence, Texas has finally convinced heat and electricity to no longer mess with it. Tired of the constant badgering,... Read More
Month: February 2021

NEW YORK, NY — Hakeem Robinson has done it again. The 32-year-old native of New York City is now battling clinical depression after realizing the... Read More
SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA – Local woman Sandra Lumia is furious over the military’s hostile government takeover in the southeast Asian country of Myanmar, yet her... Read More
Republican congressman, Adam Kinzinger of Illinois is taking a stand for police and the seat of our American democracy, the US Capitol, after both were... Read More
NEW YORK, NEW YORK – There’s something that’s finally reuniting the United States of America; gratitude. Gratitude from the millions of cable news viewers around... Read More
Washington, DC — Americans are exhausted by the names of two prominent Republican women that have been in heavy rotation lately. According to a Pew... Read More

WASHINGTON, DC – Having missed their opportunity to capitalize on President Trump’s first impeachment trial due to unforeseen production issues, Snapple has seized the President’s... Read More
WASHINGTON, DC – In a surprise last-minute decision, President Biden has swapped out his initial pick for the Treasury post for a newcomer, opting for... Read More

CHICAGO, IL — In the age of the Coronavirus, Zoom has become the gold standard for professional meetings. While this format has allowed participants the... Read More