PORTLAND, OREGON – The last twelve months have been incredibly difficult for many members of our society, not least of all the emotional support animals... Read More
Month: March 2021
NEW YORK, NY — As young people return to New York City in droves, the city’s bars and restaurants are poised to do anything to... Read More
A genius ploy from House and Senate Republicans may have dealt the final blow to the growing, leftist campaign for DC statehood. The leftwing push... Read More
DENVER, COLORADO – A man has reported to The Daily Orb that his wife’s 16-hour delivery of their first son was an extremely taxing experience... Read More
Middle-aged man’s 19-year-old self disappointed he likes to talk about mortgage refinancing so much
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ARLINGTON, VIRGINIA – An exclusive time-travel interview with local man Delroy Miller’s younger self has revealed the extreme disappointment the 19-year-old feels for his future... Read More
HOLLYWOOD, CA — Both 2020 and 2021 mark periods of great tragedy in human history. While such periods in the past have provided inspiration for... Read More
HARRISONBURG, VIRGINIA – This week, a local man has finally decided to initiate the removal of a back tattoo he obtained during college. It reads... Read More
Republican Senator launches National Association for the Advancement of Neanderthal People
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Senate Republican Josh Hawley of Missouri is at the center of a new rights group initiative that he says will offer long-needed protections for one... Read More
SPOKANE, WASHINGTON – Capitalizing on the confusion around the groups responsible for the unrest across the country in 2020, Dennis Murdock went what he describes... Read More
36-year-old man fishes Jnco shorts out of parents’ attic: ‘I will never miss the boat again’
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CLEVELAND, OH — Hector Rodriguez has a brand new Zoom suit. Those attending a virtual meeting with him these days, may not see a difference... Read More
