WASHINGTON, DC – In their continued effort to curb voter turnout amongst Democratic-leaning constituencies, Senate Republicans are reviving a notorious piece of United States legislation... Read More
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GASTONIA, NORTH CAROLINA – With the 2020 Presidential Election only four days away, President Donald Trump has kicked his in-person campaign rallies, events he relied... Read More
DNC taps Tony Stark for Ironman suit to protect Joe Biden: ‘We’re not taking any chances’
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NEW YORK, NEW YORK – With Election Day a little over a week away, the Democratic National Committee is taking no chances with their candidate’s... Read More
NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE – When asked to share his view on the state of the country’s current race relations during the final presidential debate on Thursday,... Read More
MADISON, WISCONSIN – As the uncertainty around the November 3rd election grows, a man who posed, what he thought, was a rhetorical question in 2016... Read More
COVID-19 vaccine green-lighted for final phase after only 10% of trial participants turn into toads
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BETHESDA, MARYLAND – The United States’ push for a COVID-19 vaccine, nicknamed Operation Warp Speed, has surpassed a major barrier. Pharmaceutical company Eli Lilly’s drug... Read More
RANDOLPH, VERMONT – President Donald Trump’s recent contraction of COVID-19 has led some otherwise kind-hearted citizens to entertain some disturbing thoughts. “I found myself waking... Read More
SALISBURY, MD – In light of the release of the last fifteen years of President Donald Trump’s tax returns, many of his supporters remain unmoved... Read More
WASHINGTON, DC – The drama surrounding Postmaster General Louis DeJoy’s dismantlement of the United States Postal Service has come to an end as President Donald... Read More
Woman confused why everyone doesn’t just quarantine at their parent’s beach house during pandemic
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AVALON, NJ – Local woman Lacey D’Agastino is speaking out, offering a solution to what she views as one of the core issues with the... Read More
