DENVER, COLORADO – After years of living in a cushy, stress-free existence a local man immediately regrets his decision to challenge himself in by getting... Read More
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PHOENIX, ARIZONA – The Daily Orb obtained an exclusive interview with Donald Bayo, a local software engineer and member of Arizona’s Democratic party, who is... Read More
GREENWICH, CONNECTICUT – In light of President Biden’s proposed capital gains tax increase on those making more than $1 million per year, much of Greenwich’s... Read More
EL PASO, TEXAS – What was once posited by former President Donald Trump as a “definite, 100,000% guaranteed, I promise” way of keeping illegal immigrants... Read More
TOKYO, JAPAN – In an unprecedented move, the International Olympic Committee has announced the addition of a new Summer Olympics event less than three months... Read More
LONDON, ENGLAND – Just days after the final internment of her husband of over 70 years, rumors are swirling over whispers that Queen Elizabeth II... Read More
NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE – A video has surfaced of country music star Kenny Chesney in which he is handed a clump of dirt by his young... Read More
OMAHA, NEBRASKA – Over a year into the COVID-19 pandemic, local man Tommy Mergood was shocked to learn that people could indeed smell his farts... Read More
PORTLAND, OREGON – The last twelve months have been incredibly difficult for many members of our society, not least of all the emotional support animals... Read More
DENVER, COLORADO – A man has reported to The Daily Orb that his wife’s 16-hour delivery of their first son was an extremely taxing experience... Read More
