NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE – A video has surfaced of country music star Kenny Chesney in which he is handed a clump of dirt by his young... Read More
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OMAHA, NEBRASKA – Over a year into the COVID-19 pandemic, local man Tommy Mergood was shocked to learn that people could indeed smell his farts... Read More
PORTLAND, OREGON – The last twelve months have been incredibly difficult for many members of our society, not least of all the emotional support animals... Read More
DENVER, COLORADO – A man has reported to The Daily Orb that his wife’s 16-hour delivery of their first son was an extremely taxing experience... Read More
Middle-aged man’s 19-year-old self disappointed he likes to talk about mortgage refinancing so much
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ARLINGTON, VIRGINIA – An exclusive time-travel interview with local man Delroy Miller’s younger self has revealed the extreme disappointment the 19-year-old feels for his future... Read More
HARRISONBURG, VIRGINIA – This week, a local man has finally decided to initiate the removal of a back tattoo he obtained during college. It reads... Read More
SPOKANE, WASHINGTON – Capitalizing on the confusion around the groups responsible for the unrest across the country in 2020, Dennis Murdock went what he describes... Read More
DALLAS, TEXAS – After years of insistence, Texas has finally convinced heat and electricity to no longer mess with it. Tired of the constant badgering,... Read More
SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA – Local woman Sandra Lumia is furious over the military’s hostile government takeover in the southeast Asian country of Myanmar, yet her... Read More
NEW YORK, NEW YORK – There’s something that’s finally reuniting the United States of America; gratitude. Gratitude from the millions of cable news viewers around... Read More
