SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Mark Daniels maintains he did the right thing on Tuesday, when he refused to heed an elderly man’s pleas for someone... Read More
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Commission on Presidential Debates introduces Ring Pops, Chicken Nuggets to keep Trump in check
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WASHINGTON, DC — After weeks of brainstorming and deliberation, the Commission on Presidential Debates has figured out how to prevent President Donald Trump from childishly... Read More
Originally posted October 2016 WASHINGTON, DC – For years the inaccuracy of comments by presidential candidates during both the primary and presidential debates has been... Read More
REDWOOD CITY, CA — For-profit crowdfunding platform, GoFundMe, has suspended the #SaveMelania campaign. The decision comes on the heels of a recording that surfaced last... Read More
CLEVELAND, OH — Forty-four year old Jerry Barnes, a mechanic working in the suburbs of Cleveland, has been charged with involuntary manslaughter due to his... Read More
Portland, OR — Although Ziad Ahmed and his partner, Laura just became the proud parents of a new-born baby boy, they have had little time... Read More
Jersey City, NJ — Ben Wells is a Senior Assistant Deputy Associate Director of Special Projects at Bank of America. The young professional says he... Read More
Washington, DC — Thomas Jefferson was the third president of the United States, the author of the Declaration of Independence, and a fierce defender of... Read More
WASHINGTON, DC — Matthew Howard is feeling good. The 35-year-old DC native just secured $50,000 in core funding from the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation... Read More
San Francisco, CA — Grammar extremists stormed the headquarters of Grammarly on Tuesday to “deal a terminal blow to the Oxford Comma war.” According to... Read More
