Portland, OR — For Bill Helmsely, a healthy diet was all about getting in touch with the way our ancestors ate. But on Monday, the... Read More
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Customers of sports and retail giant Adidas were shocked on Monday when they received an email from the company with the subject line “Asian Hate... Read More
NEW YORK, NY — As young people return to New York City in droves, the city’s bars and restaurants are poised to do anything to... Read More
A genius ploy from House and Senate Republicans may have dealt the final blow to the growing, leftist campaign for DC statehood. The leftwing push... Read More
HOLLYWOOD, CA — Both 2020 and 2021 mark periods of great tragedy in human history. While such periods in the past have provided inspiration for... Read More
Republican Senator launches National Association for the Advancement of Neanderthal People
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Senate Republican Josh Hawley of Missouri is at the center of a new rights group initiative that he says will offer long-needed protections for one... Read More
36-year-old man fishes Jnco shorts out of parents’ attic: ‘I will never miss the boat again’
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CLEVELAND, OH — Hector Rodriguez has a brand new Zoom suit. Those attending a virtual meeting with him these days, may not see a difference... Read More
Man battles clinical depression after taking drunk plans seriously for the billionth time
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NEW YORK, NY — Hakeem Robinson has done it again. The 32-year-old native of New York City is now battling clinical depression after realizing the... Read More
Republican congressman, Adam Kinzinger of Illinois is taking a stand for police and the seat of our American democracy, the US Capitol, after both were... Read More
Washington, DC — Americans are exhausted by the names of two prominent Republican women that have been in heavy rotation lately. According to a Pew... Read More
