NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE – A video has surfaced of country music star Kenny Chesney in which he is handed a clump of dirt by his young... Read More
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Portland, OR — For Bill Helmsely, a healthy diet was all about getting in touch with the way our ancestors ate. But on Monday, the... Read More
OMAHA, NEBRASKA – Over a year into the COVID-19 pandemic, local man Tommy Mergood was shocked to learn that people could indeed smell his farts... Read More
Customers of sports and retail giant Adidas were shocked on Monday when they received an email from the company with the subject line “Asian Hate... Read More
PORTLAND, OREGON – The last twelve months have been incredibly difficult for many members of our society, not least of all the emotional support animals... Read More
NEW YORK, NY — As young people return to New York City in droves, the city’s bars and restaurants are poised to do anything to... Read More
A genius ploy from House and Senate Republicans may have dealt the final blow to the growing, leftist campaign for DC statehood. The leftwing push... Read More
DENVER, COLORADO – A man has reported to The Daily Orb that his wife’s 16-hour delivery of their first son was an extremely taxing experience... Read More
Middle-aged man’s 19-year-old self disappointed he likes to talk about mortgage refinancing so much
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ARLINGTON, VIRGINIA – An exclusive time-travel interview with local man Delroy Miller’s younger self has revealed the extreme disappointment the 19-year-old feels for his future... Read More
HOLLYWOOD, CA — Both 2020 and 2021 mark periods of great tragedy in human history. While such periods in the past have provided inspiration for... Read More
