BALTIMORE, MARYLAND – A local man is incredibly concerned over the trend of “cancelling”, a censorship strategy used by far-left American progressives to silence diverging opinions.
“Cancel culture will ruin out society! You can’t just say things as they are anymore or the lefties will just go ahead and cancel you out!” said retired salesman Brett Sloan, “All the liberal media does every day is spread lies! Thank goodness for networks like OAN and Newsmax who tell it how it is.”
When asked about the dubious fact-checking frequently employed by these networks, Mr. Sloan responded, “Facts, facts, facts. All you libtards care about are your facts. While I have news for you. It’s not all about FACTS. It’s about what FEELS like happened. And it FEELS like President Trump WON the election!”
“Look it doesn’t matter if all the Fake News networks said he lost. The reality is that he’s the better candidate and should have won. So anyone who says anything else is Fake News.”