Customers of sports and retail giant Adidas were shocked on Monday when they received an email from the company with the subject line “Asian Hate... Read More
Politics
A genius ploy from House and Senate Republicans may have dealt the final blow to the growing, leftist campaign for DC statehood. The leftwing push... Read More
Republican Senator launches National Association for the Advancement of Neanderthal People
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Senate Republican Josh Hawley of Missouri is at the center of a new rights group initiative that he says will offer long-needed protections for one... Read More
SPOKANE, WASHINGTON – Capitalizing on the confusion around the groups responsible for the unrest across the country in 2020, Dennis Murdock went what he describes... Read More
DALLAS, TEXAS – After years of insistence, Texas has finally convinced heat and electricity to no longer mess with it. Tired of the constant badgering,... Read More
SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA – Local woman Sandra Lumia is furious over the military’s hostile government takeover in the southeast Asian country of Myanmar, yet her... Read More
Republican congressman, Adam Kinzinger of Illinois is taking a stand for police and the seat of our American democracy, the US Capitol, after both were... Read More
NEW YORK, NEW YORK – There’s something that’s finally reuniting the United States of America; gratitude. Gratitude from the millions of cable news viewers around... Read More
Snapple debuts new flavor ‘PeachMint’ as official beverage of Trump’s second impeachment trial
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WASHINGTON, DC – Having missed their opportunity to capitalize on President Trump’s first impeachment trial due to unforeseen production issues, Snapple has seized the President’s... Read More
WASHINGTON, DC – In a surprise last-minute decision, President Biden has swapped out his initial pick for the Treasury post for a newcomer, opting for... Read More
