NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE – When asked to share his view on the state of the country’s current race relations during the final presidential debate on Thursday,... Read More
Politics
Commission on Presidential Debates introduces Ring Pops, Chicken Nuggets to keep Trump in check
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WASHINGTON, DC — After weeks of brainstorming and deliberation, the Commission on Presidential Debates has figured out how to prevent President Donald Trump from childishly... Read More
Originally posted October 2016 WASHINGTON, DC – For years the inaccuracy of comments by presidential candidates during both the primary and presidential debates has been... Read More
REDWOOD CITY, CA — For-profit crowdfunding platform, GoFundMe, has suspended the #SaveMelania campaign. The decision comes on the heels of a recording that surfaced last... Read More
RANDOLPH, VERMONT – President Donald Trump’s recent contraction of COVID-19 has led some otherwise kind-hearted citizens to entertain some disturbing thoughts. “I found myself waking... Read More
SALISBURY, MD – In light of the release of the last fifteen years of President Donald Trump’s tax returns, many of his supporters remain unmoved... Read More
WASHINGTON, DC – The drama surrounding Postmaster General Louis DeJoy’s dismantlement of the United States Postal Service has come to an end as President Donald... Read More
Washington, DC — Thomas Jefferson was the third president of the United States, the author of the Declaration of Independence, and a fierce defender of... Read More
WASHINGTON, DC – Republican Party leaders have assured the American public that there is no double-standard in their support of President Trump’s actions over the... Read More
‘Fatten the curve’: Florida governor’s misunderstanding drives epidemiologist to alcoholism
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TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA – There’s been a misunderstanding in Tallahassee. During his daily news conference on Monday, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis admitted that until now, he... Read More
