PORTLAND, OREGON – The last twelve months have been incredibly difficult for many members of our society, not least of all the emotional support animals... Read More
Science
Middle-aged man’s 19-year-old self disappointed he likes to talk about mortgage refinancing so much
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ARLINGTON, VIRGINIA – An exclusive time-travel interview with local man Delroy Miller’s younger self has revealed the extreme disappointment the 19-year-old feels for his future... Read More
TULSA, OKLAHOMA – A new industry has begun to form before our very eyes as the first American was hired this week by a supercomputer.... Read More
There have been many discussions regarding the Coronavirus vaccine, and those first in line to get it. Front line workers, people over the age of... Read More
DENVER, COLORADO – A local dog is desperate to finally learn the purpose of his owner’s years-long feces collection project. “The commitment of my beloved... Read More
DNC taps Tony Stark for Ironman suit to protect Joe Biden: ‘We’re not taking any chances’
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NEW YORK, NEW YORK – With Election Day a little over a week away, the Democratic National Committee is taking no chances with their candidate’s... Read More
COVID-19 vaccine green-lighted for final phase after only 10% of trial participants turn into toads
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BETHESDA, MARYLAND – The United States’ push for a COVID-19 vaccine, nicknamed Operation Warp Speed, has surpassed a major barrier. Pharmaceutical company Eli Lilly’s drug... Read More
Woman confused why everyone doesn’t just quarantine at their parent’s beach house during pandemic
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AVALON, NJ – Local woman Lacey D’Agastino is speaking out, offering a solution to what she views as one of the core issues with the... Read More
CAMBRIDGE, MA — For White Americans, adopting a Black child, marrying a Black partner, or befriending a black coworker may no longer provide the cover... Read More
WASHINGTON, DC – In a devastating report released Monday morning by the United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA), statistics show a perfect correlation between... Read More
