TULSA, OKLAHOMA – A new industry has begun to form before our very eyes as the first American was hired this week by a supercomputer.... Read More
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There have been many discussions regarding the Coronavirus vaccine, and those first in line to get it. Front line workers, people over the age of... Read More
DENVER, COLORADO – A local dog is desperate to finally learn the purpose of his owner’s years-long feces collection project. “The commitment of my beloved... Read More
DNC taps Tony Stark for Ironman suit to protect Joe Biden: ‘We’re not taking any chances’
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NEW YORK, NEW YORK – With Election Day a little over a week away, the Democratic National Committee is taking no chances with their candidate’s... Read More
COVID-19 vaccine green-lighted for final phase after only 10% of trial participants turn into toads
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BETHESDA, MARYLAND – The United States’ push for a COVID-19 vaccine, nicknamed Operation Warp Speed, has surpassed a major barrier. Pharmaceutical company Eli Lilly’s drug... Read More
Woman confused why everyone doesn’t just quarantine at their parent’s beach house during pandemic
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AVALON, NJ – Local woman Lacey D’Agastino is speaking out, offering a solution to what she views as one of the core issues with the... Read More
CAMBRIDGE, MA — For White Americans, adopting a Black child, marrying a Black partner, or befriending a black coworker may no longer provide the cover... Read More
WASHINGTON, DC – In a devastating report released Monday morning by the United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA), statistics show a perfect correlation between... Read More
WASHINGTON DC – Researchers at NASA have confirmed that the Martian colony of Obamia is on pace to become completely uninhabitable by the year 2103.... Read More
