“Fake News will ruin our society!” says woman who Cancels everything she disagrees with

BALTIMORE, MARYLAND – A local woman is incredibly concerned over the trend of “Fake News”, a censorship strategy used by far-right American conservatives to silence diverging opinions.

“Fake News will ruin out society! You can’t just say things as they are anymore or the righties will just go ahead and call it Fake News!” said saleswoman Brittany Sloan, “All the right-wing media does every day is spread lies! Thank goodness for networks like MSNBC and CNN who tell it how it is.”

When asked about the obvious bias frequently employed by these networks, Ms. Sloan responded, “Bias, bias, bias. All you righties care about is liberal media bias. While I have news for you. It’s not all about BIAS. It’s about how I FEEL. And I’m starting to FEEL very unsafe right now.”

“Look it doesn’t matter what anyone says. All that matters is how I FEEL about things. So anyone who says anything else should be cancelled.”