Millennial immediately regrets getting a real job
DENVER, COLORADO – After years of living in a cushy, stress-free existence a local man immediately regrets his decision to challenge himself in by getting a “real job”.
“Yeah it seemed like a good idea at the time,” said Marcus Young, “I was pretty bored but crushing it with a small business and free to do pretty much whatever I wanted. But then I thought it would be a good idea to leave that situation and get myself a ‘real job’. You know, one of those with real responsibilities? And let me tell you man, it’s rough. Wish I could go back.”
Mr. Young had been previously quoted that he had “way too much free time” and “was looking for a challenge”. His challenge came quickly in the form of days of back-to-back meetings, impossible quotas and late nights spent pecking away at his laptop.
“That time had previously been spent meditating, reading philosophy, gardening and just putzing around. I was living the dream and decided to give it up because I was…bored, I guess?” Mr. Young continued, “IDIOT! Tim Ferriss would be so disappointed!”
“I did just break out the Four Hour Work Week again today. Hoping that reminds me of who I really am; a lazy millennial. Need to get back to my roots.”
