WASHINGTON, DC – Having missed their opportunity to capitalize on President Trump’s first impeachment trial due to unforeseen production issues, Snapple has seized the President’s second impeachment to debut the newest addition to their line of delicious beverages; PeachMint tea.
“Obviously it was too good of an opportunity to pass up again. Kudos to our production team for having the balls to skip all the safety trials just to make sure we got here on time,” said Snapple Director of Marketing Ice-T, the former rapper who was hired last-minute to promote the campaign.
The drink-maker will be providing PeachMint to the Senators during what will surely be a grueling few days of litigation.
The brand has already signed on to make PeachMint the official beverage of President Biden’s eventual impeachment.
“This might be a bad time for our country, but it’s a great time to get lost in PeachMint,” said Ice-T, “See what I did there?”