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Republicans leaders insist they would have been ‘totally cool’ if Obama had dismantled USPS; paid hush money to porn star 2 min read

Republicans leaders insist they would have been ‘totally cool’ if Obama had dismantled USPS; paid hush money to porn star

The Daily Orb 2 years ago

WASHINGTON, DC – Republican Party leaders have assured the American public that there is no double-standard in their support of President Trump’s actions over the... Read More

‘Fatten the curve’: Florida governor’s misunderstanding drives epidemiologist to alcoholism 3 min read

‘Fatten the curve’: Florida governor’s misunderstanding drives epidemiologist to alcoholism

The Daily Orb 2 years ago

TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA – There’s been a misunderstanding in Tallahassee. During his daily news conference on Monday, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis admitted that until now, he... Read More

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Millennial immediately regrets getting a real job 1 min read

Millennial immediately regrets getting a real job

The Daily Orb 12 months ago

Amtrak passenger kills 12 with projectile vomit after watching another ‘basic’ passenger scroll through 16 different fonts for “IYKYK” on Instagram 2 min read

Amtrak passenger kills 12 with projectile vomit after watching another ‘basic’ passenger scroll through 16 different fonts for “IYKYK” on Instagram

The Daily Orb 12 months ago

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‘Trump’s America is a thing of the past’ says Democrat with head buried in sand 2 min read

‘Trump’s America is a thing of the past’ says Democrat with head buried in sand

The Daily Orb 1 year ago

Progressives lament Joe Biden…for being Joe Biden 2 min read

Progressives lament Joe Biden…for being Joe Biden