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36 Lessons for My 36th Birthday

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I always love reading Ryan Holiday’s annual birthday lessons – so I created my own list from the past year. Some of it was top-of-mind... Read More

Millennial immediately regrets getting a real job 1 min read

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Millennial immediately regrets getting a real job

Daily C 2 years ago 11

DENVER, COLORADO – After years of living in a cushy, stress-free existence a local man immediately regrets his decision to challenge himself in by getting... Read More

Amtrak passenger kills 12 with projectile vomit after watching another ‘basic’ passenger scroll through 16 different fonts for “IYKYK” on Instagram 2 min read

Amtrak passenger kills 12 with projectile vomit after watching another ‘basic’ passenger scroll through 16 different fonts for “IYKYK” on Instagram

Daily A 2 years ago 7

Thirty-one-year-old Carlos Herrera was minding his own business on the famed Amtrak northeast regional route when he looked up to find a repulsive sight. “This... Read More

‘Trump’s America is a thing of the past’ says Democrat with head buried in sand 2 min read

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‘Trump’s America is a thing of the past’ says Democrat with head buried in sand

Daily C 2 years ago 8

PHOENIX, ARIZONA – The Daily Orb obtained an exclusive interview with Donald Bayo, a local software engineer and member of Arizona’s Democratic party, who is... Read More

Progressives lament Joe Biden…for being Joe Biden 2 min read

Progressives lament Joe Biden…for being Joe Biden

Daily A 2 years ago 8

New York, NY — When Jenny Ryerson, a progressive resident of Brooklyn’s trendy Greenpoint neighborhood, voted for Joe Biden, she didn’t just want to get... Read More

Anti-vaxxers proliferate in unlikely space: Funerals for loved ones killed by Covid-19 2 min read

Anti-vaxxers proliferate in unlikely space: Funerals for loved ones killed by Covid-19

Daily A 2 years ago 7

DES MOINES, IA — As the United States begins to emerge from the Covid-19 crisis, many are expressing their appreciation for the effectiveness of vaccines.... Read More

$1 million earners hold candlelight vigil in Greenwich for lost capital gains taxes 1 min read

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$1 million earners hold candlelight vigil in Greenwich for lost capital gains taxes

Daily C 2 years ago 6

GREENWICH, CONNECTICUT – In light of President Biden’s proposed capital gains tax increase on those making more than $1 million per year, much of Greenwich’s... Read More

Rise in illegal border crossings linked to surge in international ladder sales 1 min read

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Rise in illegal border crossings linked to surge in international ladder sales

Daily C 2 years ago 5

EL PASO, TEXAS – What was once posited by former President Donald Trump as a “definite, 100,000% guaranteed, I promise” way of keeping illegal immigrants... Read More

Man who stole laptops from his company says he was practicing ‘self care’ 2 min read

Man who stole laptops from his company says he was practicing ‘self care’

Daily A 2 years ago 5

Ben Gibbons pleaded not guilty on Tuesday when appearing in court on charges of petty theft. Gibbons, 27, was an accountant at the corporate offices... Read More

Study: People more likely to fart in public if they are not in the presence of ‘hot people’ 2 min read

Study: People more likely to fart in public if they are not in the presence of ‘hot people’

Daily A 2 years ago 8

WASHINGTON, DC — Americans across the country were shocked on Tuesday when the Pew Research Center released the findings of a national survey that aimed... Read More